T-Shirt — “Elopement Risk / Pecked By A Goose” Funny Novelty Tee
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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings playful humor and vintage charm to casual days. Soft, heavyweight cotton and the post-dye, worn-in feel make the shirt feel broken-in from the first wear. On the chest a small circular “Elopement Risk” stamp adds a cheeky touch; the back features a colorful, cheeky illustration of a cowboy goose with a faux-diagnostic layout labeled “Pecked by a Goose,” mixing medical-chart motifs with country-western flair. It reads like a tongue-in-cheek band tee or novelty souvenir — great for folks with a wry sense of humor who love quirky, story-driven apparel. The roomy, relaxed cut layers easily over long sleeves or under a jacket, and the garment-dyed finish softens with each wash so the design keeps living with you instead of looking new and stiff.
Wear it to backyard barbecues, casual road trips, or low-key gatherings where a laugh sparks conversations. The design’s playful irreverence clicks with people who collect oddball tees, cowboy-culture fans with a sense of whimsy, or anyone who appreciates illustrated, poster-style graphics. Colors mellow with time, and the heavyweight knit keeps the tee feeling substantial while staying comfortable. If you want a shirt that reads like a small inside joke on the front and a full, colorful story on the back, this is the one to reach for when you want to keep things light and memorable.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular, side-seam free construction and pre-shrunk fabric
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — “Elopement Risk / Pecked By A Goose” Funny Novelty Tee
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
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Wear it to backyard barbecues, casual road trips, or low-key gatherings where a laugh sparks conversations. The design’s playful irreverence clicks with people who collect oddball tees, cowboy-culture fans with a sense of whimsy, or anyone who appreciates illustrated, poster-style graphics. Colors mellow with time, and the heavyweight knit keeps the tee feeling substantial while staying comfortable. If you want a shirt that reads like a small inside joke on the front and a full, colorful story on the back, this is the one to reach for when you want to keep things light and memorable.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular, side-seam free construction and pre-shrunk fabric
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
