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Lightweight and soft, this semi-fitted tee carries a playful, irreverent energy—small front chest art that reads “ELOPEMENT RISK” and a bold, vintage-style back print that humorously lists “ICD-10: W55.22XA — STRUCK BY COW” with a cartoon cow and mock medical/encounter details. It feels like the kind of shirt you'd pull on for a road trip, a late-night bar crawl, or a cheeky photoshoot at a quirky venue. The soft ringspun cotton and tear-away label keep it comfortable all day. Wear it to spark laughs, start stories, and show off a dry sense of humor that’s equal parts country kitsch and medical pun.—breathy, relaxed fit that moves with you; light enough for warm days or layered under a jacket for cooler evenings.
Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors; lightweight (4.5 oz) fabric for breathable comfort
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams and shoulder tape to keep shape over time
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and easy care
- Runs true to size; fiber blends vary by color (heathers contain polyester)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Women's Tee — "Elopement Risk" Struck By Cow Funny Nursing/Medical Humor Shirt
$28.38
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Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors; lightweight (4.5 oz) fabric for breathable comfort
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams and shoulder tape to keep shape over time
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and easy care
- Runs true to size; fiber blends vary by color (heathers contain polyester)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean